What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)