What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing