Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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Coffee Mug
When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
The former owner of a Note 7
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
She didn't want to litter
A Hyundai.
By trying to jump rope.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Australia.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Because running is past tents.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
