Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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A thalidomide's armpit

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8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".