Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"
Waiting for him to show up.
He hates camping
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Pick on someone your own size.
A dead one.
He became enlightened.
Handy Manny took his job.
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
Intersect it with a plane.
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
A greydient
