Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Ask Apple.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A: "What did you name the other one "
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
Stop playing it cagey!
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Dragon drop
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
One, but it takes 7 years.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
Wrong, What are coworkers"
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
