Coach.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Whipped cream.
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
A family friend paying a visit.
An auction