Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks