Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What do you call a dog on the beach?

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".