Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.