What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.