What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.