Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.