Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Gem Jokes More Gem Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon