Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side