Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Chicken Strip Jokes More Chicken Strip Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!