What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.