What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.