What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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Quarter pounder with cheese.

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You fed-a-genie!

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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One always offer a snack bar after saying hello