What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.