What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.