Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*