Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.