Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh