What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

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How long is the flight?

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname