Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.