Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too