Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.