What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.