Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.