Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA