Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.