Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Morse Toad Jokes More Morse Toad Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.