What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Gutter Jokes More Gutter Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!