What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!