How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........