How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.