One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Existence is futile.
They won't work in the future either.