Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend