Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend