Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.