How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

142 Jokes More 142 Jokes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

151 Jokes More 151 Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)