What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.