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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

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Because of the tree bark.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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