Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.