What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)