Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!