How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.