Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.