What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.