A polar bear.
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The polar bear.
It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
Yak the Ripper