Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !