Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.