Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.