What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.