What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!