What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.