What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.