What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How do you keep an idiot busy?

loading...

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"