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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.