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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.