What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here