What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

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