What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.