Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)