Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.