What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes More Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !