What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.