What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.