What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.