What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.