Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!