Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.