Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto