What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.