What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.