What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.