What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!