What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Leave them to slug it out.

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It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Leave them to slug it out.