Oral Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Mostly the taste.