Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead