How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !