How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!