Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )